If this is your child, you are probaby Morticia Addams. You are also probably a member of the Undead Army. Despite that fact, the choice of the mother or father to dress this thing in the outfit seen was a poor one. It's like an assault on my fashion-sensitive, God fearing soul. Also, nice haircut, Buzz.
I was startled by this doll when I saw it. Not only does it bear a striking resemblance to the look of unfulfilled dreams, it tries to mask its own scent by wearing pink. You aren't fooling anyone, Jezebel.
A face only a mother could love, frighteningly tiny hands, and plenty of sleepless nights could be yours if the price is right.
Blue-suited Aunt Melba stumbles into the family reunion, crunk to Atlanta and back. The only solution is to trap her for eternity in an oil panting. Rub it three times and it will hiccup.
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That middle "doll" (if that's what you can call it) reminds me of that creepy Key West doll Robert that supposedly will curse you if you take his picture without permission. Did you ask it for permission?
Oh my gosh, I didn't. Eek!
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